the oldest bridge in America/My son Moses says He thought it looked dangerous

This big lady/the fat lady from the circus/double chin/double/triple every body part/her long gray chin hairs hang down like a foomanchoo/She is my new friend-We have lunch together on holidays when the museum is closed. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.Her husband the sunken cheek dude is also my friend. We stand together/a plastic sheet between us/sing deco songs/their voices coming from speakers in their booth.